how to walk like a queen [x]
- police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
- me: not with that attitude
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- Kids at my school: I like to smoke weed and get high and I also like to smoke cigarettes.
- Me: Sometimes when it's cold, I like to breathe really heavy and pretend i'm a dragon.
OMFG IM DYING HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA.
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